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Banterist FAQ

Do you accept written submissions?

Banterist is an entirely selfish endeavor. Aside from a few initial posts from a friend in Ireland, all the material is (c)Me. But you don't need me anyway - fortunately or unfortunately, current technology allows anyone to start their own weblog in minutes. You could have your own website before you finish this paragraph.

Do you accept Grammar Cop submissions?

I'll accept photos of grammatical disasters - if it's your photo. I'll handle the citation part. If I use the photo I will give you credit as an officer and link to your site if you have one.


Can I steal your work, add some of my own thoughts to it, and post it on my new weblog as if it were mine?

I would prefer you not do that. That's kind of lame, and will probably come back to haunt you.


bsack - do you need a MILF date 2-nite? HOTXXX women jamiaca elf compliment

Thank you, but I do not need a MILF date tonight. As far as a short, sexy Jamaican liking the site - I appreciate the kind words.


Do you want to do a link swap?

No, you should never ask for a link swap. They should just happen organically.


Do you hate Poland?

No, I love Poland. The only people who think I hate Poland have read about three words of my dispatches from Poland and jumped to conclusions. My wife, who is Polish, gets mad at such people and I have to prevent her from responding unpleasantly to their emails in Polish.


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i love poland

Have you ever thought about chisels?

[ Only when sculpting. So, never. -B . ]

Hot Jamaican Elf?

Oh the wonders of eHarmony.com

i drifted over from your ebay ad. you have provided me with much enjoyment today. thank you.

p.s. i live in the polish neighbourhood of toronto. i feel that give me a superficial connection to you. superficial, yes. but a connection nonetheless.

I am funnier than you are by the way and I also am pissed you are married. At least I have the first thing going for me.

I started at the ebay site and found my way here.
Your writing is hilarious and I have enjoyed it immensely, especially GRAMMAR COP.

Thank you for providing intelligent writing and entertainment.

By the way, what do the letters MILF stand for??

Sincerely,
Sarah

Just found this site. Awesome!

I guess Sarah isn't one to know one.



Ambrose Bierce may have linked to us.



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