She’s free. Now is the time to obtain the Standard Non-Disclosure Agreement Between a Publicity-Seeking Heiress and a Single Individual.
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Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
Form PWH-SLT-01???? Are you freaking kidding me? Man, that’s good stuff.
Clearly a cheap ploy to once again leverage the power of the super-bimbo’s name in Google searches to drive readers to your site.
I’m so disillusioned…
I’m going to go play Paris Hilton for the XBOX…
Brilliant! I stand in awe of your satiric abilities.
I agree with Stevie the K – clearly a stunt to drive web traffic to your site, Mr. Diddy.
I also note a possible loophole – you may be able to nullify the reach of said contract by signing “Donald Duck” or similar in the space where “Partner” executes.
Then you may ride the reformed Ms. Hilton like a theme park – boo-yah, as the kids say.
diddy you don’t need no skanck white ho like pares hilton i will never leve u i stay hot for u and never make u mad because i love u and i cook good better than my mama and ever body like hers. why u want white girl u rich witout her i am 19 an just got extensions ever body sais i look like moisha. i come to see uwhen u in camden or philidelpia or anywher around. please write NOHONOHO991@——–.com
I heart Paris Hilton, she is good looking 4 a thin girl.