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Oh, Child Left Behind

I suppose this is exactly the kind of quote we should expect to see in an article about how 60% of the 8th graders at one Chicago school won’t be going on to 9th grade:

“It’s horrible because these kids were under the impression they were graduating, and they let them know at the last minute that they wasn’t,” Billingsley said.

CBS 2 Chicago – 44 Of 77 Students At Bradwell Elementary Did Not Pass Eighth Grade


Defendant: Ketel One Vodka; Aliso Viejo, CA Count 1: Negligent spelling, headline. Count 2: Negligent spelling, geographic location. (Click image to view) Count 3: Grammatical malfeasance committed during advertising. Count 4: Failure to properly spell the town in which …


For this, we wandered around Bryant Park with a tiny camera and a karaoke microphone, giving us a nice "public access" feel. We figured Bryant Park was a good place because you'd get a mix …