From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Grammar Cop: Will They Except Cache?

Complaint: Misdemeanor misuse of a homophone – “principle” when “principal” was called for; transfer of error on to a vinyl banner; mounting banner in a window with significant vehicular and pedestrian exposure.
Defendant: City Connections Realty, Inc.
Report: Officer noticed transgression on Park Ave. while passing another former restaurant that he had meant to go to. Apparently he waited too long. Before a ticket was issued, he was briefly amused by the idea of a broker with principles.
Fine: $105


My original plan was to retire with the wife and cat shortly after a particularly exhausting American Idol, but the last-minute opportunity to attend a party hosted by the premiere publisher of masturbatory journalism is …


THEORY A public job listing for an animal euthanist will go over poorly. SCIENTIFIC STUDY 1:17 PM - The following is posted in the Jobs section of Craigslist: Seeking Experienced Euthanist for Animal Facility New Jersey animal science facility seeks …