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Grammar Cop Threefer Tuesday: Three Hots, Caught

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Diner, Palo Alto. Officer Oyo, California Correctional Services.
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Subway, New York. Officer Ferris, Metropolitan Typo Authority.
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Domino’s, Seattle; Officer Decker, Cyber-Crime Division, Northwest Bureau.


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