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Grammar Cop: Have It Our Way

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Defendant: Accent Fine Custom Homes
Count 1: Failure to employ correct word in the utilization of a common phrase.
Count 2: Rendering grammatical infraction permanent.
Count 3: Displaying grammatical infraction in a residential area.
Report: Officer Pool of the Texas Bureau of Spelling noted the infraction while on routine patrol in a Fort Worth neighborhood. Officer believes the failure of the lot to sell may be directly related to the perception among prospective buyers that construction options are terribly limited.
Fine: $180 in drywall.


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