Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling of “renovations.”
Defendant: A store being renovated which was closed yet offered something at 20% off.
Report: Officer spotted crime on window across from park where attention-starved “magician” David Blaine had stood on a pillar for a few boring days.
Fine: $35
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
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