From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Grammar Cop: Fromage narcissique?

Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling. Possession of self-centered Roquefort with intent to distribute.
Defendant: Cheese counter, Garden of Eden.
Report: Officer was again awaiting delivery of one pound of delicious Bacon Lover’s Turkey when the offending cheese passed by in a cart going at a low rate of speed. When the cart came to a stop, officer approached the driver and requested permission to search the cart. The driver granted permission and the offending cheese was removed, photographed, and released on its own recognizance.
Fine: $75


There is no discernible reason why the recreation of mundane daily chores would be good entertainment, but for some reason The Sims is one of the most popular video games of all time. In …


To the dismay of many Catholics, or those choosing to marry one, tying the knot requires attendance of Pre-Cana classes. Pre-Cana is a series of lectures on how to have a functional marriage, organized by …