Grammar Cop: Fromage narcissique?

Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling. Possession of self-centered Roquefort with intent to distribute.
Defendant: Cheese counter, Garden of Eden.
Report: Officer was again awaiting delivery of one pound of delicious Bacon Lover’s Turkey when the offending cheese passed by in a cart going at a low rate of speed. When the cart came to a stop, officer approached the driver and requested permission to search the cart. The driver granted permission and the offending cheese was removed, photographed, and released on its own recognizance.
Fine: $75