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Glenn Beck Appearance 09/26/07

In the TImeWarner elevator: Gloria Estefan. Apparently. I was watching the Elevator TV channel so I didn’t notice, but she was pointed out to me after the fact by Eric, my producer. By some strange coincidence Eric and I were dressed exactly alike, then I changed into my outfit and put on a purple shirt like Glenn’s. Apparently I am unable to put a tie on straight.
The fact that the word mélange brought everything to a screeching halt gave me an idea. From now on I’m going to throw in more French-origin words and see how far off-topic we can get. Next segment: bricolage.
Amazingly, we got through everything we intended to get through, though sadly I got clipped at the end when telling Glenn “Don’t snitch.”


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