From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Glenn Beck Appearance 11/30/06

I shared the makeup room with Glenn today and was impressed by the multi-tasking he’s capable of. While he’s getting sprayed in the face with a jet of makeup, he somehow manages to handle talking to three people at the same time, while listening to the script and dictating changes. Me? I’m silent and watch the backwards reflection of CNN in the mirror. This probably explains why he has a more robust income than I.


The Auto LSD button can be found on the dashboard of the Toyota RAV 4 we rented for Thanksgiving weekend. I did not plan on using it during our journey because no one knew exactly what …


Why Hair Club for Mensa? Hair Club for Mensa can help you feel better about your appearance as well as let everyone know how smart you are - thus tackling two crushing insecurities at once. How do …