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The New York Regrettable Film Festival

SOMETHING TO TELL YOU (14 min)
An older woman enters a poorly lit apartment and trades lines with a younger woman who is inaudible.
THE KENYAN STORYTELLER (33 min)
In what is supposed to be Africa but is in fact Central Park in Autumn, a black woman in tiger makeup dances around for half an hour.
DEMONS AMONG US (49 min)
A drama seems to unfold as every single Final Cut Pro effect is used.
I AM SUCCESS FORCE! (55 min)
Japanese comedy ensues as Myoko delivers her grandmother’s famous dumplings to the wrong house, or something like that.
HIDE AND SEEK (31 min)
A young girl sits behind a rack of clothes while her mother goes in and out of focus.
HOMECOMING (67 min)
A young man returns to the scene of his sister’s murder, only to realize the writer didn’t really figure out where this was all going.
HIDDEN SECRETS (73 min)
An effeminate Marine enters the scene out of nowhere and arrests a terrorist with a water pistol.
THE HEART’S LAMENT (43 min)
Set in New York at the turn of the century, two women discuss life and love while the A/C turns on and off in the background.
ALL FOR EILEEN (38 min)
A love-struck attorney struggles to remember his lines.
DO US PART (40 min)
A man’s marriage collapses amidst camera hum and an intruding microphone.
DECEMBER’S FOLLY (89 min)
An overweight actor/director inserts a love scene so he can kiss an aspiring actress.
THE CONDEMNED (28 min)
A convict on death row reflects on his last hours from what appears to be a Lower East Side bathroom.


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