From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


The Headline That Wasn’t – 05.27.2010



Price Chopper's Fruit Whirls is their store-brand answer to Fruit Loops. They look and taste the same, sure, and they cost much less. But the educational value of the back panel is questionable. "Languages from around …


Defendant: CamCaddie Count 1: Negligent spelling. Count 2: Failure to proofread retail product packaging. Count 3: Mass distribution of grammatical malfeasance. Report: Officer was in Los Angeles, strolling the aisles of Filmtools, the Mecca for film professionals when the …