Count 1: Negligent spelling.
Count 2: Failure to proofread retail product packaging.
Count 3: Mass distribution of grammatical malfeasance.
Report: Officer was in Los Angeles, strolling the aisles of Filmtools, the Mecca for film professionals when the crime attracted his attention like a freaking strobe light – despite being on the lowest shelf. It was just that obvious.
Fine: $245 and the Original CamCaddie steady camera mount.