Banterist - Brian Sack
From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.
His beard is just not long enough. Clearly, he is going straight to hell for having such a short beard. How can he hope to usher in the 12th imam when he has such a short beard?!
As for his nuclear aspirations, I say we deliver a nuclear bomb to him post haste. If he’s got a cell phone, we could just use GPS tracking to get that to his EXACT LOCATION. With extreme prejudice. Short-bearded bastid.
I think he is kind of hot…
I now know why he is always grimacing. Chronic constipation will do that to you. The diet over there simply does not have enough fiber. Oh well, you’d think with the promise of 70 virgins waiting for you “on the other side” would give you something to smile about. Some people are just never satisfied.
it’s hit or miss with iranian men…