Defendant: A Florida-based dog trainer.
Count 1: Usage of an apostrophe in a plural noun.
Count 2: Prostitution.
Report: Officer Beuerlein of the Georgia Grammar Task Force engaged in high-speed pursuit of perpetrator’s vehicle while attempting to capture offense. Officer was forced to violate numerous Georgia traffic laws such as speeding, tailgating and taking pictures whilst speeding and tailgating, but did manage to record the crime in progress at approximately 90mph.
Fine: A warning was issued because the crime was victimless and mitigated by unintentional double entendre.