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Grammar Cop: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow?

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Complaint: Failure to incorporate an apostrophe during the contraction of “that is”, a misdemeanor; improper usage of the possessive “your” during the contraction of “you are”, also a misdemeanor; failing to notice this; permanently affixing said errors to both sides of an article of clothing; exposing public to said errors by wearing said clothing in front of photographers while repeatedly seeking attention.
Defendant: Paris Hilton, shameless heiress and porn actress.
Report: Sighting submitted by Sandee, an alert member of the National Grammar Task Force.
Fine: Some of grandpa’s money and banishment from the public eye for a period no less than forever.


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