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Somebody Saw Something, Said Something

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I know, I know. New York is a target and the terrorists hate our freedoms (but I'm certain they love our foreign policy) and something terrible is bound to happen in the city some day. Yes, and there's not much you can do about a determined, evil person who has opted to engage in martyrdom operations because some sexually frustrated old man with a beard and spectacles radicalized him. But if we're going to pull the fire alarm and close down Broadway every time someone litters, well, even the half-assed terrorists have already won.


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Someone should develop an iPhone app to report suspicious gum wrappers.

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