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Banterist: Home > March 2007 > March 8, 2007

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Quakers

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The award-winning Rainbow Six franchise returns, with Quakers.

Summary: It's 2010. When war breaks out in South America, an elite team recruited from the Religious Society of Friends finds themselves headed for a non-violent confrontation with the enemy, in accordance with their conscientious objector status.

Intense Gameplay
You control the Rainbow Six: Quakers team through numerous scenarios like Seek & Leave, Intense Negotiation and Boisterous Gathering.

Linear & Non-Linear Play
Follow the inaction-packed storyline or do your own thing. A vast gameplay environment lets you find adventure tending beets or exchanging pleasantries with strangers.

Modern Arsenal
Command a squad of Quakers equipped with state-of-the-art military weaponry they refuse to use, including the SAW Machine Gun, AR215 Death Hammer and Sticky Grenades.

Multiplayer Discussion
Rainbow Six: Quakers features online multi-player that lets you and the opposing team talk it out in a variety of highly-detailed maps like Village Café, Modern Boardroom and Comfy Mattress.

Realistic Sounds
Dolby Surround Sound will make you feel like you're off the battlefield and in a mass of shrubs.


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What, no Xbox or Wii versions??!?!

Posted by: Chris | March 8, 2007 5:04 PM

What no 'pray' button?

[ Richard Dawkins made it seem futile. -B. ]

Posted by: Theo | March 9, 2007 12:00 AM

What, no Volvo?

Posted by: Unclaimed Mysteries | March 9, 2007 4:34 PM

Come now, photoshop has all sorts of "make this photo look crappy" filters, and you had to pick plastic wrap?

[ Never said I had mad Photoshop skills. -B. ]

Posted by: MooMani | March 9, 2007 6:50 PM

Now this is funny. I love religious humor.

Posted by: eggsngrits | March 24, 2007 9:06 AM

good idea

Posted by: john | September 13, 2010 1:07 PM

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Quite often funnier than Garfield.



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