
Most likely you are surprised that such a thing exists. You are not alone.
When I discovered Playboy in Braille years ago, it was in a box in an abandoned building. I found myself in a state of disbelief. The kind you feel when you're being chased by a leprechaun with a crossbow.
It's normal to not want Playboy in Braille to exist. Because it's weird. It raises too many questions. Questions like: Why is the government printing Playboy in Braille? And: How do you explain a naked woman to a pubescent, visually impaired teen?
"Elka leans against a wall, wearing only a carpenter's tool belt. She's hot. Believe me."
"Katsumi arches unnaturally over a coffee table. You can see the whole thing."
"Anja's Mediterranean skin is a warm brown, like the craft paper Playboy you're reading with your finger."
Playboy in Braille makes you think. It's exciting but uncomfortable at the same time. Like Courtney Love fixing your stove.
Run your fingers over the pages, never really knowing if you're touching a gorgeous blonde or an essay by Tom Clancy. Was that Cindy Crawford's bum, or an interview with Gore Vidal? Frankly, it's whatever you want it to be.
That's the glory of Playboy in Braille. November 1995.Volume XLII, No. 11.
It's number 2 in a 4 part series. I don't know where the other parts are, but you'd only miss them if you could read Braille. And you can't, because you're reading this.
This would be a terrible gift for the visually impaired, because you don't give the visually impaired one quarter of a decade-old Playboy as a gift.
But for you? Put it out on the coffee table like I did. Owning Playboy in Braille is like having a Day-Glo orange monkey that can curse in Farsi. It gets attention. People talk.
You want Playboy in Braille. Playboy in Braille wants you.
At least that's what I think it says.



[In a fit of irony, eBay removed the listing, citing it as being for "Mature Audiences."]
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Comments
I always thought it had like raised pictures or something, wow...i guess thats why it never really took off
Posted by: Saul | December 5, 2005 4:34 PM
So is it a pop up book?
Posted by: melissa | December 5, 2005 7:30 PM
I discovered Playboy in braille when we were looking for a house to buy quite a few years back. There was a big pile of 'em in one of the houses we walked through.
I guess some people really do read it for the articles, eh?
Posted by: Dawn | December 5, 2005 10:37 PM
Seems to me a sell-item of that nature would be even more appealing to "immature audiences."
Posted by: golfwidow
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December 6, 2005 10:07 AM
I've never seen a copy, um, in the flesh, but the movie "Sneakers" features a scene with the blind character, Whistler, reading a copy.
Posted by: Scott | December 6, 2005 12:14 PM
OMG!! My brother is blind (now 27 yrs. old). When he was in junior high, he would get Playboy in Braille and read the raunchy stories aloud to his nerdy friends. He had so many Braille materials delivered to the house (textbooks for school, etc), and they usually come unmarked in boxes, so my parents never knew what he was reading.
Posted by: dre | December 6, 2005 2:17 PM
Wow.. i guess people DO read playboy for the articles..
who would have known?
Posted by: Skippy! | December 6, 2005 2:45 PM
Also, how would a blind person KNOW that its a playboy in braille? Why does it even say it on the front?
Posted by: Saul | December 6, 2005 3:19 PM
Hey! I have one of these. I assume the regular writing is for the non-blind employees who send these out to blind people. They are produced by the Library of Congress as part of their program for the blind.
Posted by: jenny | December 6, 2005 5:25 PM
As a photographer, I find this braille Playboy obscenely (sorry) funny. I want a copy...
Posted by: Michael Cox | December 7, 2005 1:13 AM
Where can you purchase one of these??
Posted by: Tina | December 7, 2005 10:05 AM
i had to read this 5 times because i needed to make sure it wasnt' a hoax
Posted by: karma | December 7, 2005 11:20 AM
i got mine at a swap meet....
Posted by: jenny | December 7, 2005 2:43 PM
I'm still trying to figure out why there is braille text next to the all of the tanks at the Seattle Aquarium....
Posted by: sponsonhead | December 7, 2005 2:43 PM
So did you hang on to this for posterity, or because you knew there were boobies in there SOMEWHERE?
Posted by: Amanda B. | December 7, 2005 4:03 PM
Hell, I am still trying to find why they have braille on my drive up ATM machine.
You know how hard it is to rub your tummy with one hand and pat your head with the other? Trying to read with one hand and "pat the head of the one-eyed monk" with the other? Seems like you would have to be talented.
Posted by: gttim | December 8, 2005 8:53 AM
You have to get a hold of page 54. You won't believe your, er, fingertips.
Posted by: Esther Kustanowitz | December 8, 2005 4:17 PM
LOL @ Esther! :D
Posted by: pedigree | December 8, 2005 8:51 PM
I bought it for the pictures.
Posted by: King Bastard | December 9, 2005 2:25 PM
Thanks for making me laugh out loud in my cubicle.
Posted by: Heather | December 9, 2005 3:07 PM
Ohhhh, you used "Courtney Love" and "exciting" in the same sentence! Bleah! Other than that, loved it!
Posted by: mary | December 9, 2005 7:47 PM
You're welcome. I think. I buy also Maxim for the snappy writing and high-brow commentary.
Posted by: King Bastard | December 9, 2005 8:51 PM
I bet a lot of people read it one-handed....
Posted by: stevie | December 10, 2005 7:34 PM
What's next? "Scratch & Sniff Playboy"
Posted by: Loriwtf | December 13, 2005 2:16 PM
I am wondering how this blog can be any funnier.
{ Geishas? -B. ]
Posted by: Thomas | December 15, 2005 6:37 PM
Damn that ebay! I would have bid on this for the coffee-table effect of it alone!!!
Posted by: NK | December 19, 2005 10:40 AM
Of course, there's a Playboy in braille. Hugh Hefner actually put out a serious literary magazine. I always liked the old Playboy ads suggesting that you might want "to get a little behind in your reading".
Being visually impaired (you don't know what browser I am using) I know that LOC puts out over a hundred magazine titles in braille along with tape editions which are more awkward to use. It's a valuable service, and one that people might want to remember as they and their loved ones age. You can usually arrange for the LOC program via your local library.
Sure, Playboy has pictures, but they tend to be for entertainment. Have you considered what the braille versions of Make or National Geographic look like? They rely on image descriptions, and describing pictures is an art in and of itself.
I had a friend at MIT who was blind, and she explained that braille interpreters get very good at translating pictures to text, even the charts and graphs in calculus texts which sort of amazed me. Then again, she got her PhD in math, I didn't.
She actually liked to go bicycling. She and her boyfriend rode a tandem, and they had a great time exploring Europe.
It's easy to make jokes of the "How did Helen Keller burn her hand? Trying to read the waffle iron." ilk, but being blind doesn't mean you have to live in a box somewhere.
Why do drive up ATMs have braille? Maybe because they are open when the bank branch is closed, and blind people walk up and use them. I know I've walked up and used them when the bank was closed. Then again, I'm visually impaired.
Posted by: Kaleberg | December 21, 2005 12:48 AM
I suppose the only thing left to worry about would be your palms getting hairy.
I guess the pages would be even more likely to stick together too.
Posted by: biggaygingerbear | December 21, 2005 11:05 AM
You won't believe this, but one of the "less-classy" adult men's magazines (probably Hustler) actually did a Scratch n Sniff issue back in the 80's. I remember seeing it as a teenager.
Posted by: shawn | December 21, 2005 3:53 PM
УЖОС НАХ!
Posted by: МАСЯНЯ | December 26, 2005 11:03 AM
First time I noticed our library carried Playboy in Braille, I expected popups, cutouts, or something more... ehm... three dimensional. In fact, Playboy in Braille really is enlightening: It proves that at least one person really does buy Playboy magazine for the articles!
Posted by: Mayer Goldberg | December 27, 2005 3:34 PM
Не, ну Вы прикинте нах?!? для слепых!!! ГЫЫЫЫ, а хотя слкпые - тоже люди=)
[ Apparently Banterist is popular in Russia at the moment. Lacking Cyrillic: Zdravstvoovetyeh. -B. ]
Posted by: ZelenqiPelman | December 28, 2005 2:09 PM
LOL . LOL !
Thanks for making me laugh !
Posted by: Ron | December 29, 2005 9:02 AM
dergi ve fantezileriniz çok sex i cesaret verici sizin playboy süper
Posted by: sadilewwo | December 31, 2005 8:51 AM
Yzhosnax!
Posted by: SiSkin | January 4, 2006 10:28 AM
When I was 13, I was told that reading Playboy in conjunction with other activities would make me go blind - - the braille edition puts Hugh Hefner in the same category as the tobacco companies. Now I can sue him for my carpal tunnel.
Posted by: David | January 4, 2006 10:30 AM
I love tits. And the small raises makes my unit tingle.
Posted by: Mike Coffey | January 4, 2006 5:32 PM
Wife of a blind person here. Not 'visually impaired', but blind. Totally.
First, it's pretty trivial to read a blog in braille. Check out refreshable braille. I also assume you have heard of text to speech technology.
Why does it say 'playboy' on the front? Well, duh, someone has to put it in the box to mail it. Or put it on the shelf at the LOC. Or to clean it up around the house.
She's never done it, but I understand that some blind people also ride in taxis, and operate the ATM from the back seat. More important, the braille display is useful for walkup only ATMs. Rather than making two different panels, Diebold makes just one universal panel, and lets the bank put it wherever.
Posted by: George | January 5, 2006 1:51 PM
I have a braille playboy from 1985 does anyone know what it is worth
[ No, because eBay killed the auction, citing their "Mature Audiences" rule. -B. ]
Posted by: josh | January 8, 2006 2:42 PM
In the late 1980s/early 1990s, Ray Charles came grumpily off a long United flight to Auckland NZ, waving away waiting journalists with some magazine. Only on development of the photos did it turn out to be a Playboy. Braille. The articles, I guess.
Posted by: PRJ | January 11, 2006 3:26 AM
Searching out some braille sites for work I do with VI and blind and came across these postings. I had a good chuckle as it brought back a lot of memories. Over 30 years ago when training as a teacher of the blind and living/working at a school for the blind I was working on a trial project for a device that converted print to tactile letters via a display of tiny teflon pins. It was marketed for a brief period of time but did not become immensely popular (noise and tactual sensation may have been turnoffs). I was teaching a couple high school students who were part of the project and one of them, a 19 year old senior boy, hated the whole thing and wished he'd never volunteered. It was like pulling teeth to get him through the lessons. I finally asked him if there was anything that would motivate him to make these lessons less deadly for him and myself. He said getting him into the staff library where he had heard there were braille copies of PLAYBOY. So that's what we did after hours. He was quite disappointed that there were no tactile pictures, but the clandestine adventure of it all was enough to keep him focused during lessons!
Posted by: old tvi | January 16, 2006 3:38 PM
dont be nice to sex lifes
Posted by: rose | January 22, 2006 7:16 AM
I don't understand the "mature audience" thing you're referring to on eBay. There are tons of Playboy magazines (non-braille) available. Was it rejected due to your description? Anyhoo, I also own a braille version and am planning on eBay-ing it soon. Thanks for the inspiration!!!
[ Apparently Playboys after 1980 are considered 'mature' but anything before that is A.O.K. with eBay. -B.]
Posted by: huge | January 25, 2006 3:34 PM
You are obviously totally having us on.
I have caressed and groped my monitor for 20-25 minutes now and I feel nothing. Nothing!
Don't mess with the blind mister, because when the zombies cut the power lines, we're your only hope.
Posted by: Rex Strother | February 22, 2006 7:11 PM
"Playboy on tape" as read by...? Actually, that might work. Imagine hearing the interviewer and the interviewee. Open to a page and a sound chip starts to play a sample. Turn to the centrefold and hear her likes and dislikes. Imagine the fun as pre-pubescent teens try to hide the magazine under their bed as their mothers come barging in, wondering how's talking to their sons.
Posted by: Dale | April 4, 2006 8:51 PM
what they said
Posted by: gwadzilla | April 6, 2006 1:46 PM
I can't see nothing, don't play with me pardner.
Posted by: bill clinton | April 13, 2006 11:35 PM
hi shan it is jADE WHAT U BEEN DOING ME AT SKOOL
Posted by: jade | May 5, 2006 8:32 AM
funny, I have the March 1983 edition. it is part 5 of 5. found it in the garage. I think my brother took it home from school and hid it in there!
Posted by: Mark | May 31, 2006 12:13 AM
Looking for an address or phone number that I can meet up with an agent in regards to negatives/photos.
Jennifer L. Tongue
doody.reception@doody-united.us
[ What? -B. ]
Posted by: Jennifer L. Tongue | June 1, 2006 2:59 PM
Even more surprising than Playboy in braille, is a new 'adult' web site designed for blind users called www.soundsdirty.com. I read about it on http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/index.php/2006/blind-accessible-porn
What next??
Posted by: Lloyd | July 4, 2006 11:17 AM
hey I have a army outfit made by you guys its has pink and blue and glitter
Posted by: patience | August 9, 2006 11:11 AM
I want to looking for more friends.
Posted by: Jackson Wang | August 16, 2006 10:04 PM
I have an issue of playboy that is in braille it was given to me by my mom. Its from 1977 and it is Part IV of V. Volume 24 Number 9!! Let me know what its worth if you know!!
Posted by: amy welch | August 17, 2006 10:21 PM
1. I'm a little spun out by how many people have commented they own one of these. :)
2. Why all the 'articles' jokes? Surely they're reading it for the smutty stories that readers (read:liars) send in? Even the non-visually-impaired do that. Or is that only Penthouse? I never have read a Playboy, for any reason. Penthouse stories on the other hand were hugely popular when I was in high school. We used to read them out loud at lunchtime to scare the year 8s.
Posted by: chosha | August 29, 2006 3:34 AM
Thank you re: the eBay rules, I have a 1980 October volume 27 number 10 part 1 of four parts.May I ask is it 1980 and up or 1980 and older? Also anyone sell one yet so I may set a fair reserve price? Thank you all Cheers, D PS Thank you for the site had a few laughs now after reading all the above posts not sure if I want to part with it now...
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Posted by: :..::.:::..: | September 4, 2006 8:37 AM
I found your site amusing....I too tried to sell my November Issue of PLAYBOY In Braille on Ebay-they removed it due to its sexual content....LOL...I found that too funny...and a bit aggravating...
Posted by: jennifer | September 9, 2006 10:44 PM
It looks like some ancient manuscript. It takes another thousand years...
Posted by: unlisted | January 7, 2007 12:22 AM
Points of interest:
1) blind people do surf the web with refreshable braille displays or using screen reading software thus a blind person read this
2) sighted people can read braille, that is how sighted people teach braille to blind people, they memorize the patterns of dots and how they encode letters and punctuation
3) neither photos of nor descriptions of naked women will ever be as good as touch a real one
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke | February 21, 2007 12:46 PM
OMG! I just found one of these last night in an old abandoned building! Mine is from 1971... Are these worth any money? Btw. you are flippin hilarious--I thought all of the same things when I came across it. I mean seriously, on the back it says "provided by the united states government through the library of congress"...
Posted by: Morgana | June 18, 2007 4:33 AM
Just found one as well... Anyone know what the market is for them?
Posted by: Anon | July 16, 2007 11:19 PM
brailleboy? hmm?
these are printed in the good ol' fashion way and, as such, are extreme hastle to read, cheap bastards. ring bound pls.
Posted by: ronny day | September 7, 2007 5:59 AM
good i like it
Posted by: Anonymous | September 21, 2007 1:32 PM
coooooooooooooooooooool
Posted by: hussein | October 1, 2007 7:02 PM
LOL......boy was I glad to see this article....I have one of them myself Feburary 1987 Edition. part 2 of 4 parts....there were several boxes of them but they got destroyed before I knew anything about them.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 19, 2007 5:13 AM
oooooooooooh dat pic looks fab i want to no who invented this playboy coz i will give them some playboy naughty
Posted by: sasha byrne | January 11, 2008 7:12 AM
I have a bunch of these; if anyone is interested in buying, email me at beberlow@yahoo.com
Posted by: Ben | January 12, 2008 6:41 PM
I have interest in buying one for novelties sake...
Looking for ~$30
Email if you have some!
Posted by: Caalro | January 16, 2008 8:18 PM
What a concept! Chubbies for the blind :)
Posted by: Jimbo | January 20, 2008 8:12 AM
sweet! im learning braille!! i always wanted to know what Miss November FELT like....didn't you!!??
Posted by: MJM | April 4, 2008 10:42 PM
I would be interested in purchasing any and all playboy braille publications that anyone would like to sell. Please email me at spp1682@yahoo.com
Posted by: Steve Piscitelli | April 16, 2008 7:55 PM