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Nipplegate: The Index

Janet Jackson's Boob, 225-317

absurd denials:
   CBS not knowing, 244-246
   M-TV not knowing, 244-246
   wardrobe malfunction, 245

controversy surrounding exposure to:
   8th-grader reaction, 228
   bizarre starfish clamped to nipple, 258
   blatant Madonna/Britney PR rip-off, 253
   coincidence of upcoming album release, 261
   comparison of Nelly's crotch-grabbing, 252
   FCC fines regarding the uncovering of, 309-311
   jokes about, 247, 249, 302-307
   lowering the culture bar, 257
   M-TV's slow erosion of all things decent, 282-290
   mainstream America's disgust at, 229-233
   Pope's condemnation, 290, 299
   puritanical fervor, 269
   relation to decline of civilization, 256-257
   tastelessness, 225

explaining to children:
   Justin is mean, 312
   the lady needed to release some hot air, 312-313
   the lady had a bad daddy make her crazy, 312, 314

phrases coined:
   Boobiegate, 279
   Nipplegate, 279
   superbowls, 278, 279
   Titskrieg, 280

stock market reaction
dow jones rising, 308-309
NASDAQ falling, 309

ways of rationalizing:
   Allah's will, 298
   desperate for publicity, 299-301
   child molester's sister wants spotlight, 299
   choreographer's joke gone awry, 301
   Justin Timberlake horny, 300

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I guess our hard hitting investigation into the subject yesterday was simply not enough. It appears that the fedgov is getting into the act, launching their own probe into Janet's exposed parts. (This stuff just writes itself) "The FCC, the...

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YOU ARE BRILLIANT.
that is all.

Posted by: kowgurl | February 3, 2004 2:29 PM

Posted by: Scoots | February 9, 2004 5:39 PM

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Posted by: Anthony | February 26, 2004 2:11 AM

salse, "Titskrieg" just made me spit my water out laughing. the hell are you doing?!?

Posted by: buenosalse | March 3, 2004 3:06 PM

sister wants spotlight, 299

Posted by: Ket | November 15, 2004 4:57 AM

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