parenting
I know exactly what happened. You made a baby. Years later your progeny formed the muscles he or she needed to hold a crayon. Immediately, your adorable little creature started drawing stuff. Since that time, your darling child has been creating works of art. Precious works of art. So precious that you can’t bear to…
I can’t remember who told me to come here but they’re dead to me now. The museum features a slapdash collection of things, several of which are out of commission. A bell. Kids can ring a bell. The bell is next to a snake. I felt bad for the snake because every five seconds some…
