From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Your New Monkey


Your New Monkey was originally designed to traumatize a good friend, but I see no reason not to share it with the general public.
If you’ve ever wanted to send a friend or worthy adversary a three-page notice about the impending arrival of a gift monkey, this PDF is for you.
Download: Your New Monkey
10/03: Magician/entertainer Penn Jillette mention


A lot of people ask me what the secret is to a successful marriage and I am happy to tell them: it is berries. It doesn't matter what kind of berries. That's not the significant part. …


In keeping with my policy of reviewing relevant books sent to me by publishers: a look at The Dog Dialed 911. SUMMARY For nearly ten years The Smoking Gun website has dug up the dirt on criminals, …