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The Limited Worldview of Cheap Cereal

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Price Chopper’s Fruit Whirls is their store-brand answer to Fruit Loops. They look and taste the same, sure, and they cost much less. But the educational value of the back panel is questionable.
“Languages from around the world” indeed, if by “world” you mean, well, Europe and her colonies.
Where’s the Bantu?


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