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From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.

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Grammar Cop: Glass Dismissed

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Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling of “renovations.”
Defendant: A store being renovated which was closed yet offered something at 20% off.
Report: Officer spotted crime on window across from park where attention-starved “magician” David Blaine had stood on a pillar for a few boring days.
Fine: $35


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