From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Grammar Cop: Glass Dismissed

Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling of “renovations.”
Defendant: A store being renovated which was closed yet offered something at 20% off.
Report: Officer spotted crime on window across from park where attention-starved “magician” David Blaine had stood on a pillar for a few boring days.
Fine: $35


Somewhere -- a place off-limits to normal folks -- there's a shadowy cabal of business masterminds sitting around a table, organizing the migration of Christmas season from where it used to be to where they …


The prevailing myth among those who have never experienced the U.S. Immigration & Naturalization Service first hand is that when you marry an American you are simply issued a Green Card and all is well. …