From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Glenn Beck Appearance 08/10/06

I learned something new today when the guest before me, a former FBI agent, came to the studio with his own IFP (earpiece). I wondered why he would bother. Then I realized that the IFP I’ve been using is the same IFP everyone else uses. So he’s a germ freak, and I’m probably pushing Wolf Blitzer’s ear wax into my head.


Israeli helicopters converge on a group of happy children having a wonderful day and minding their business. (Adnan Hajj for Reuters) An Israeli tank fires on a clearly marked, helpless baby transport plane as it takes …


If you've recently had a face transplant, I hope you'll find my guide to the newly-faced full of helpful tips for coping. You'll find it in the premiere issue of the new Cracked magazine. Or you …