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Springsteen Universe Press

Finally, someone who'll take that autobiographical libertarian science fiction novella seriously.

Downloadable PDF for the office breakroom or nearby telephone pole.

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that's hysterical. hystericle? ginourmououous. TECHNIQ FOR THE GET THE LADEY! I want that. NOW.

you kick so much ass Brian... greets from Sardinia / Italy!

Posted by: Massimo Usai | October 23, 2007 12:29 PM

I have a friend who (I think for the comedic factor) participates in on-line dating. According to her, a number of old men of Middle-Eastern extract use the same services to find that elusive 4th wife. She is apparently the fulfillment of the 4th wife criteria for she receives many hits from said men. I would like to know where I can purchase a copy of "Techniq for the get the ladey" as a gift for her.

Posted by: mowglibaby | October 23, 2007 2:48 PM

Just what I've been looking for! I started writing my book, "Gettysburg, Gatling Guns, Tanks, Jets, and Helicopters: An Unabridged History of Civil War Weaponry" this past weekend, and hope to publish by Friday. What's the fax number for me to fax my fax to?

Posted by: The Mill | October 23, 2007 3:27 PM

I found four grammar in the flyer; and knows how many typos. I wonder if this isnt a trick of kind.

Still - what can I loose? Please tell me how I publish soon my book "Cloning and Adultery: The Emergering Dilemmas in Bioethics."

Posted by: lowlights | October 23, 2007 10:26 PM

Thanks for posting this. The timing couldn't be better for me. I've been trying since 2001 to get my children's book "The Elephant's Other Trunk" published, but due to its graphic nature, I'm getting nowhere. Publishers admit it's educational, but then they get all uptight about it. Please, we've all been to the zoo at the right time.

Posted by: Adam | October 24, 2007 10:03 AM

I am rolling..."The Elephant's Other Trunk"? Too funny.

I just want to know how you forced yourself to make so many grammar, spelling, and usage mistakes. Even for satire!

[ Easy. I adopted the mindset of the illiterates who continue to post comments on A Public Message from Sean P. Diddy Combs. -B ]

Posted by: Heather | October 24, 2007 12:57 PM

Excellent. Also, I can't believe people are still posting comments on that last "P. Diddy" post. Mayhaps it's time for another?

Posted by: Peter | October 24, 2007 11:45 PM

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