Your New Monkey was originally designed to traumatize a good friend, but I see no reason not to share it with the general public.
If you've ever wanted to send a friend or worthy adversary a three-page notice about the impending arrival of a gift monkey, this PDF is for you.
Download: Your New Monkey
10/03: Magician/entertainer Penn Jillette mention
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Quite often funnier than Garfield.
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