How our taxi driver made Saturday night memorable.

1. Driver's last name was "Goldfinger", which is unusual.
2. Driver was American, which is also unusual.
3. Driver had a thick New York accent, which is amusing.
4. Driver was smoking, which is illegal.
5. Driver flew down Broadway and Seventh with his hand on the horn, braking abruptly and cussing like a sailor, which is uncomfortable.
6. Driver said "I wanna chop someone's fucking head off tonight" which is disconcerting.
7. Driver launched into tirade because another taxi stopped to pick up passengers, which is illogical.
8. Driver was very mad at "niggers" for making him go around their garbage truck, which is objectionable.
9. Driver claimed "The bigger the nigger the smaller the radio" was a common expression, which is peculiar.
10. Driver pulled up to a woman and offered to throw us out of the car if she got in, which is awkward.
11. Driver ranted about "bitches", which is disagreeable.
12. Driver overshot our destination by a few blocks and didn't turn off the meter when going back, which you don't complain about under such circumstances.