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The Understandable Slim Shady
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Back in the days when dot-com companies could get $60 million in venture capital with an inane idea, this topped the MP3.com charts and made a few thousand bucks - until MP3.com pulled it for not being licensed. I eventually obtained the license to use Eminem's lyrics but sadly it never re-obtained the momentum. Then MP3.com, and all the other dot-coms, went bust.
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If you think that you might like Eminem if he would just rap a little slower so you could understand what he's saying, it's the Understandable Slim Shady to the rescue. (Via Incoming Signals.)...
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I'm the real Slim Shady, please stand up.
Your food is here.
J xxx
Posted by: Jay T | April 20, 2004 1:35 PM
Wow. That makes me want to cry myself to sleep and at the exact same time find an AK-47 and a tower. I feel the same way I feel when I hear the annoying song by Enya.
Yeah. You know the one.
Posted by: Joe | April 20, 2004 5:46 PM
Sniping from a bell tower to the tune of "Only Time" is one fantastic image you've put in my head.
Posted by: Brian | April 20, 2004 6:24 PM
Thank You so much for that... I felt like the rapper was Bob Ross, "Happy little trees..."
Nice way to add a little piece of your friend onto the website.
Posted by: Marie | April 21, 2004 6:14 PM
Those rhymes are whack, yo. Represent, fo sho. I seriously gotta stop speaking ebonics.
Posted by: MusicFan | April 26, 2004 11:13 PM
This is awesome. Is there any way to acquire an MP3 of this? I want to be able to hear it as part of my regular music rotation.
Posted by: Phil | May 3, 2004 3:43 PM
It should be downloadable directly from the Quicktime control.
Posted by: Brian | May 4, 2004 3:44 PM
check this out mutha fuckas
yo yo
this world is lawles
my plan is flawless
jay dee will distract you
while i steal your wallets
i wont get far
countin the cash in the back of a police car
i get thrown in jail
10 minutes l8r im out on bail
once again the police fail
02891 says fuck you
Posted by: G-tizzy | May 5, 2004 10:14 AM
F U C K OUR P E O P L E
Posted by: Miriam | May 17, 2004 11:46 AM
Kim jestem.....gadam w dziwnym jezyku.....fajnie nie???
nie rozumieja mnie te ....ansgielskie dupki....heheheheeeee!!!!
jakby kto z polski to moj e mail to COPELIA@OP.PL
Posted by: Miriam | May 17, 2004 11:50 AM
Nie rozumiemy? Naprawde?
Rozumiem pani jest nieuprzejmy. Fajnie, nie?
Posted by: Brian | May 17, 2004 12:36 PM
eminem is well fit i say get he 2 do da full monty!!!!!! luv hayley xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted by: hayley | May 21, 2004 4:47 AM
he's so hott
Posted by: jennifer | May 25, 2004 8:56 AM
What's Slim Shady gonna call himself when he hits 35 and starts to spread?
Posted by: Jody | June 2, 2004 11:48 AM
Bes no 1 B hatin on Slim cuz he da man and I wish he was my man but any way he so hot that all i gosta b sayin foos whats all this posting crap all about anyway probably a stupid question but i is a blonde 2 heart baby represent 4 dat playas
Posted by: Karamel | June 12, 2004 2:31 PM
Fuck y'all subliminals, hallarin in the back
PULLIN STINKIN BAKES
FUCKIN WHAPPUR
Posted by: Mr Mithers | July 7, 2004 8:41 AM
ya....people are scarin me
Posted by: jenni | October 24, 2005 2:40 PM
hey whats up? emienem is awsome it would be really cool if he was at the g-unit concert in saint.john but.... oh well!!!he's awsom see ya!
Posted by: chris | December 3, 2005 8:48 AM
emniem needs 2 forgive his mom and move on wit his life !!!!
Posted by: sgfg | January 25, 2006 9:59 AM
Insted of writing shit about eminem you guys should get a life and move out of ur parentses basements and do something with yourself!! dumbasses!1 slim shady 4 life
Posted by: Slim | April 8, 2006 4:08 PM
slim, u da man!your my favorite rapper. i love ya, sexy
BBB
AKA BIG B**** BRITTANY
Posted by: Brittany | April 25, 2006 2:28 PM
Slim Shady is my man. Slim shady Rox's!!!!
Posted by: Brenda Stewart | September 29, 2006 2:00 PM
yo slim shady u fucking rock?
Iam ur BIGGEST FAN
Posted by: michael | February 8, 2007 3:47 PM
hey slim shady,
your the most sexiest man alive!!! im your BIGGEST FAN BABY!!! lol i love you music and my sister haily loves you too!!!
Posted by: elsie | June 21, 2007 3:14 PM