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Grammar Cop: Where Old Porkers Go

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Please note: Grammar Cop has no jurisdiction abroad. While “diomand” is troubling, it would be gauche to fine non-English speaking foreigners for grammatical mischief in our tongue – especially when their tongue is all squiggly lines.
More pressing in this instance is what goes on in Hong Kong’s Fat Ho Elderly Center, and what the pre-requisites for membership are.
Thanks to William for the submission.


Dear Western Tourist: Thank you for considering Cannibal Island for your next vacation. For hundreds of years Cannibal Island was a place to be feared and avoided - mostly because of the cannibals - but now …