I’d appreciate a chance to explain the photos.
Screenshots from the next phase of Ms. Hilton’s soiling of the planet.
As Illustrated By A Half-Asian Baggage Handler
There are many reasons you might wish to purchase the 75-piece set of amazingly heinous gold-plated Versace flatware I’ve recently come to possess through no fault of my own.
Excerpts from the ongoing interrogation of Saddam Hussein. One of the most popular McSweeney’s pieces.
An appointment reminder that’s scarier than going to the dentist.
For coining the term early on, Banterist was rewarded with top positioning on Google and thus receives visits from boob freaks worldwide.
Banterist celebrates our color-coded national alert system.
Observations from Michael Stipe’s Christmas Party.
Did you know the average time it takes any stationary object to be sprayed with dog urine is nine minutes?
For those who’ve had enough celebrity fluff.
Something about you bothers me.