Banterist

From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.

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How are people finding Banterist? Well, of course there’s always word of mouth. Links from blogs like Gawker, Stumbleupon and Socialitelife are most rewarding. Mentions in the UK’s Guardian, MSNBC and USA Today have certainly helped me break the 2 million mark.
But lots and lots of people find Banterist though good old-fashioned search engines like Google and Yahoo. And what, pray tell, are they looking for?
Ass, apparently. More than 100,000 discovered Banterist after Googling Playboy.
Thousands of others were no doubt disappointed after some variation of “sex with animals” led them here.
This year alone, 50 people have been introduced to Banterist via the search phrase “I want to kill my wife“. Look for those folks on future episodes of Forensic Files.
And sadly, countless wayward teens hoping to reach Paris, Hilary or Diddy have had their hopes shattered here. To my infinite joy.
Behold, a smattering of search engine phrases that have brought thousands and thousands of horny, animal-loving, star-struck, wife-hating poo enthusiasts to this humble domain:
playboy
paris hilton
animals sex
sex with animals
sex animals
german toilets
how to have sex
animals and sex
ass filled
ass shots
squat toilet
bone my wife
tom cruise is an idiot
german toilet shelf
fake pregnancy belly
hot muslim girls
animals having sex with other animals
poo
krakow prostitutes
knocked up nelly
hilary duff cell phone number
african whores
i want to kill my wife
how to have sex with animals
my porn
sharper image monkey
peeing together
testicular elephantitis
squat toilets
tom cruise nuts
cats not eating
ducks having sex
deodorant burns
toilet poo
diddy
soapy breasts
jamaican whores
bag my wife
free butt pictures
monkey vibrator


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