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Three Must-Have iPhone Apps for New Yorkers

iAvoid
Utilizes dynamic GPS to route you past annoying sidewalk representatives for Greenpeace, Children International, ACLU, Human Rights Watch, Save The Children, Save The Animals, DNC and Amnesty International. To name a few.
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MilkQuest
Excellent app for mapping out the price disparity of a half-gallon of milk at the 18 bodegas in your neighborhood.
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iAwake
Hold up to your window to learn exactly how many decibels the gentleman parked outside your window is emitting from his tricked-out Lexus SUV while his friends have a violent argument in the street.
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