Banterist - Brian Sack
From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.
I was disappointed that the interviewee never actually said the exact words “The book is red and it tastes great.” I found myself waiting through the entire video for the words, and being not a little bit depressed to find that they were absent. I wish I could buy it, but there are no merchants specializing in English books where I reside. I hope every free man and woman who has the ability to buy English language books will lose no time and do exactly that.
Will, I have 3 words for you:
Amazon!
These fantastic single breasted warrior women even ship to Ireland.
(Just so there’s no confusion, Amazon: that’s women with one breast and not women who have breasts and aren’t hooked up with someone)
Jody, I believe that any self-respecting Grammar Cop would tell you that typing “single-breasted” would clear up all confusion. ;)
Kevin: I believe one should never let punctuation stand in the way of comedy. Ever.
By the way, when did those less useful characters on the keyboard cease to be the ones you reached for when you wanted to say s$%t and f@*k and turned into cutsey faces?
I was also hoping for him to say, “this book is red and tastes great,” but even though he didn’t the video was still hilarious.