From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


The Lost Nostradamus

When they first asked me to write for Cracked I said, “The Mad magazine rip-off from 1960?” and they said, “Yes, but it’ll be different.” I was skeptical, but they were right, it is different, and pretty much only the mascot and the name have remained. There’s celebrity-mocking, satire, parody and comedy-relevant information. And it’s glossy, whereas the old magazine looked like a comic and smelled funny after a month.
Issue #2 is out and it’s chock full of sheer genius. Then there’s my contribution, a piece on page 17 called Nostradamus: The Lost Episodes wherein you’ll find this quatrain on George Michael getting a hummer in the woods:
Whispers in the dark, not careless but planned
Men of different stature, camouflaged, strike their swords
The battle over, a victor emerges, the darkness dissipates with a flash
The Sun comes out; a star, having more than once fallen, falls more.
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