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Yelp Review: Ninja Restaurant

It occurred to me that I’d never taken my son to a restaurant where strange people leap out from the shadows. I decided to rectify this situation immediately. Upon researching dining venues peopled with faux-assassins, I came to realize that in all of New York City there appears to be only one. One! I was…