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Hillary 4.0 Release Notes

Hillary 2.0 (Release date September 2013) Eliminated “assumption of nomination” feature from 1.0 release. Reconfigured and/or removed several key decision-making algorithms from 1.0 release. Worked to streamline nomination function by incorporating strategic elements from Obama 1.0. Modified several stances to take advantage of changes to current political operating system. Added several features to help improve…


To The Staff of Naked Ladies Magazine

It is with a heavy heart that I announce that this will be the last issue of Naked Ladies magazine. When my father founded Naked Ladies in 1969, he was a trailblazer. There were magazines, of course, but none that featured naked ladies. He saw an opportunity and he went for it. Naked Ladies was…



Memo to My Campaign Staff

Adored Campaign Staff, With my presidential offensive in full swing, we need to be two steps ahead of the “gotcha” media in every way. Preparedness is key. It’s imperative that we wargame how we’ll handle them in any situation. For example, let’s imagine photos emerge where I’m standing in the middle of a Harvard frat…