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Spoilt Brats

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An original piece commissioned by The Independent (UK). Humorous parts removed to satisfy space issues.


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Defendant: Pick-A-Bagel Count 1: Misdemeanor spelling. Count 2: Indecent capitalization. Report: Officer Mohney of the Upper East Side Grammatical Vice Squad was presumably looking for a bagel to pick when the transgression was spotted and recorded. Crime mitigated …