From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Poland Dispatch: Unfortunate Products

The T.F.C. children’s backpack is so roomy your child will be able empty the entire contents of his locker into it after he’s been expelled.
Ironically, it brings folks together.
Let folks know VD is still in fashion. Even if it means going home, and dying, alone.


From the Didn't Expect That department: I found myself standing outside in the freezing dark of rural Poland, chatting on my BlackBerry with NPR's Linda Wertheimer about the Drive Someone Insane with Postcards auction. …


CAMPAIGN BULLETIN We did it! We raised $487.32 in DAY ONE of our internet drive. Much to the dismay of the other candidates who want to silence Mr. Martino, we're quickly showing them that we're in …