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Poland Dispatch: Unfortunate Products

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The T.F.C. children’s backpack is so roomy your child will be able empty the entire contents of his locker into it after he’s been expelled.
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Ironically, it brings folks together.
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Let folks know VD is still in fashion. Even if it means going home, and dying, alone.


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