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From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.

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Peanut Hysteria Zone

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Defendant: Unoccupied Hyundai (driver may have experienced Rapture). Count 1: Second degree prepositional negligence. Count 2: Vehicular homonym. Report: Officer Couch of the Linguistic Vice Unit spotted the vehicle in a Memphis parking lot. The officer gathered evidence …

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It's St. Paddy's and that means one thing: everyone is going to be good and liquored-up. But not me. Every year I celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by staying sober. It’s fine to be drunk 364 days …