From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Paris Hilton Non-Disclosure Agreement

She’s free. Now is the time to obtain the Standard Non-Disclosure Agreement Between a Publicity-Seeking Heiress and a Single Individual.
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I wore a Poland lapel pin in the hopes of luring Glenn into a discussion about the ridiculous Kaczynski twins who are currently running/embarrassing that country, but to no avail. …


Little Mommy Play All Day Toddler Doll Only plays half day before shooting strychnine spikes at your child. Lightning McQueen Twin Race Car Bed Bed implodes when exposed to FM radio waves. Little Tikes Shopping Cart Razor-sharp chlorine wheels release …