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Not A Doctor But Play One on Glenn Beck – 03-19-09

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I love the automatically generated transcript, which the Fox site warns “may not be 100% accurate.” I’d say. More like the ramblings of a guy wandering down the middle of Fifth Avenue. This is what it thinks I said:

O’Reilly and Hannity don’t even weep in private now to an absurd your very different than a typical Fox News host — with the exception of shepherd who is gentleman has — stuff where he called robo.

There’s an argument for out-sourcing transcription to India there.


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