From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


No One Loves Them Like You Do

For Radar Magazine, an original guide to stalking your favorite celebrity – for those of you who aren’t quite sure what you’re doing wrong.
Available in the September 2005 issue, or here.


Defendant: Apple Count 1: Homophone neglect, a misdemeanor. Count 2: Incorporation of a grammatical defect into an operating system. Report: While engaged in a routine failure to correctly sync contacts, Officer spotted the offense and quickly apprehended it …