Janet Jackson’s Boob, 225-317
absurd denials:
CBS not knowing, 244-246
M-TV not knowing, 244-246
wardrobe malfunction, 245
controversy surrounding exposure to:
8th-grader reaction, 228
bizarre starfish clamped to nipple, 258
blatant Madonna/Britney PR rip-off, 253
coincidence of upcoming album release, 261
comparison of Nelly’s crotch-grabbing, 252
FCC fines regarding the uncovering of, 309-311
jokes about, 247, 249, 302-307
lowering the culture bar, 257
M-TV’s slow erosion of all things decent, 282-290
mainstream America’s disgust at, 229-233
Pope’s condemnation, 290, 299
puritanical fervor, 269
relation to decline of civilization, 256-257
tastelessness, 225
explaining to children:
Justin is mean, 312
the lady needed to release some hot air, 312-313
the lady had a bad daddy make her crazy, 312, 314
phrases coined:
Boobiegate, 279
Nipplegate, 279
superbowls, 278, 279
Titskrieg, 280
stock market reaction
dow jones rising, 308-309
NASDAQ falling, 309
ways of rationalizing:
Allah’s will, 298
desperate for publicity, 299-301
child molester’s sister wants spotlight, 299
choreographer’s joke gone awry, 301
Justin Timberlake horny, 300
It just never gets old
I guess our hard hitting investigation into the subject yesterday was simply not enough. It appears that the fedgov is getting into the act, launching their own probe into Janet’s exposed parts. (This stuff just writes itself) “The FCC, the…
YOU ARE BRILLIANT.
that is all.
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Banterist: Nipplegate: The Index…
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google results:
Banterist, 315
salse, “Titskrieg” just made me spit my water out laughing. the hell are you doing?!?
sister wants spotlight, 299