From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


My Porn Library

In Denial of Long-Term Consequences, Vol. 4
Anything for a Camaro
Dullard with a DV Camera in a Crummy Motel, vol. 20
Hot n’ Uneducated
Chicks With Bad Dads, #18
Shaved, Stacked and Insecure
Issues With Women, No. 6
Bad Judgment Fiesta, Featuring Mocha Lynn
Vivid Presents: Aspiring Actresses Who Think They’re Breaking Into Show Business
Dim Future Sex Party
From Stripping To This #19
Unemployed Sluts in Debt
My Boyfriend Said This Would Be A Good Idea, Pt. III
Future Regrets, Vol. 22
It’s Come To This, XVI
Barely Literate


Defendant: A Florida-based dog trainer. Count 1: Usage of an apostrophe in a plural noun. Count 2: Prostitution. Report: Officer Beuerlein of the Georgia Grammar Task Force engaged in high-speed pursuit of perpetrator's vehicle while attempting to …


Defendant: Westside Market. Count 1: Misspelling of an adopted foreign word so as to render an expensive cake humorous, yet inedible. Count: 2: Printing and displaying of a misspelled word so as to place dessert-seeking consumers …