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Yelp: Perilla

Boy howdy. I was chosen for another Review of the Day listing on Yelp, this time for a review of...

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Grammar Cop: ...And Irony Is Priceless

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Yelp: Tout Va Bien

I'm a big fan of the online review service Yelp.com. I've used it countless times to pick, or not pick, a place for dinner.

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Grammar Cop Threefer Tuesday: Three Hots, Caught

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Let's Not Do That Reich Before We Eat

When it comes to the finite number of quiet evenings we have together, I hope you'll join me in making them as Hitler-free as possible.

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Grammar Cop: There's the Beef

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Grammar Cop: Soup Nazi Tribunal

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Mayor Bloomberg Fan Fiction

"Thank you for banning trans-fats," I said, saluting him with a flavorless French fry.

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Justin's ambience makes it quite suitable for a romantic dinner - the soft candlelight could smooth out the most hideously scarred of dates and the pounding, bowel-quaking music mimics a beating heart. On most nights a live DJ mixes a variety of memorable tunes peppered with swears and occasional small arms fire.

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Named That Restaurant

The results of the Name That Restaurant contest.

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Name That Restaurant

Your genius needed in the naming of a steak place.

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China Dispatch: You Dim Sum, You Lose Some

I can deal with goose head, duck tongue, chicken stomach and pig's ears - but the typical Chinese menu is like an episode of Fear Factor without the chance to win anything other than irritable bowel syndrome.

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Stone Age 21st Century Lady

Seated at the table next to us in this old-fashioned, charming steakhouse, a man and woman. Both early 40s, I'll...

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Kitchen No Longer Confidential

Prior to meeting and marrying my wife, my method for eating out involved simply exiting the house and looking for...

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