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Learn to Speak German

A downloadable PDF for your office breakroom, college dormitory or constabulary.

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Google Presents An Exciting Business Opportunity

My wife and I had been talking for a long time about a start-up business. We'd been looking for something...

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A Business That Caters To Uncovered Wangs

Spotted this in Brooklyn while looking for White Guy Legal Services.

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FAQ: The Back Cover of Shel Silverstein's classic, The Giving Tree

The Giving Tree is Shel Silverstein's 1964 classic children's book which has been translated into over 30 languages. In...

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©Brian Sack | Filed under: Fatherhood Dispatch | 6 Comments
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Grammar Cop: Sad Little Happy Hour

Banterist's Department of Correction.

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Internet Marketing Brilliance

This is an excellent internet advertisement for ClassesUSA that I tripped over recently. It does all the things an...

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Breakroom Mischief: GentleKill Animal Shelter

The GentleKill Cat Shelter poster - for your office break room and other public venues.

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You'd Think a Billionaire Like Bloomberg Could Afford Better Spokesmumblers

I'm not a management type by any stretch of the imagination but I think if I was hiring people to...

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My First Consulting Gig

I saw this ad on Facebook and it made me think of starting a marketing consultancy. I would sit...

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Grammar Cop: ...Oar You're Mony Back!

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Storked Begets Rattled

Last April, when my book came out, Christine Coppa invited me to come in and guest blog on her ridiculously popular weblog Storked! which is part of the Glamour Magazine empire. Speaking of Glamour, I wrote a little piece for them years ago and while I don't remember what I said, I do remember they paid $3 a word. Good times. Good times.

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The Deposition of Lou Bagetta - Trailer

The trailer for my comedy short, The Deposition of Lou Bagetta. It's currently doing the festival circuit.

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A Gathering of Potentially Humorous Radio Commercials

Some work from Sixty Second Airborne, the radio advertising agency I co-founded. Remember radio?

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Send Your Money to Oblivion with Xoom.com

A video born from frustration has a happy little ending.

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©Brian Sack | Filed under: Internet | 16 Comments
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CBS Up To The Minute Interview

Ms. Stassou was mighty nice. I love how she was genuinely traumatized by the word "sex". I managed to...

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Dave the Marketing Guru

David is in marketing. He thinks outside the box. But technically so does the guy on my corner who lives in one.

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Glenn Beck Appearance 06/02/08

Closet Testimonials - Julie

Another testimonial for IN THE EVENT OF MY UNTIMELY DEMISE. Shot in a closet. WARNING: Contains moderately-priced Chardonnay and a three-year old.

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Closet Testimonials - Mike

A book testimonial shot on location in a closet.

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Free Estimates

Free Estimates - downloadable PDF poster

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