A downloadable PDF for your office breakroom, college dormitory or constabulary.
Continue reading... "Learn to Speak German"
We've all gotten used to CAPTCHA's requirement that we enter in random words like "lemon catapult" to prove that we're...
Continue reading... "Heil! Please Log In."
An old Banterist post, Facebook in the Fuhrerbunker, made Mashable's Top 5 Funniest Fake Facebook Pages list. This was...
Continue reading... "Banterist Gets A Mashable Shout Out, Which I Am Told Is Good"
A nation that understands the profound essence of its struggle and feels itself to be the purest embodiment of organizational savvy, will with almost mathematical certainty some day emerge victorious. The Motherland shall inevitably win her rightful position on this earth if she is led and her closets dutifully purged and organized according to the same principles.
Continue reading... "If Hitler Hated Disorganized Closets Instead of Jews"
When it comes to the finite number of quiet evenings we have together, I hope you'll join me in making them as Hitler-free as possible.
Continue reading... "Let's Not Do That Reich Before We Eat"
As you might expect, a comparison between a Renaissance Festival and the Borne Sulinowo Military Festival.
Continue reading... "Poland Dispatch: Renaissance Festival vs. Borne Sulinowo Military Festival"
Charles de Gaulle Airport was designed by architect Paul Andreu whose influences include hamsters (tube tunnels), Stalin (decomposing concrete) and Hitler (suffering).
Continue reading... "Paris Dispatch: L'Airport Que Sucks"
In the wake of James Frey's comeuppance on Oprah, and with my own memoir of hardship, addiction and persecution heading to press, I feel it behooves me to come clean now...
Continue reading... "A Million Little Explanations"
What happens when the world can edit the encyclopedia entry for Richard Gere?
Continue reading... "Wiki Whacked"
The judges weigh in on Canada, Hitler, and crackers.
Continue reading... "Idol Judges In The Off-Season"