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Learn to Speak German

A downloadable PDF for your office breakroom, college dormitory or constabulary.

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Heil! Please Log In.

We've all gotten used to CAPTCHA's requirement that we enter in random words like "lemon catapult" to prove that we're...

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©Brian Sack | Filed under: Internet | 2 Comments
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Banterist Gets A Mashable Shout Out, Which I Am Told Is Good

An old Banterist post, Facebook in the Fuhrerbunker, made Mashable's Top 5 Funniest Fake Facebook Pages list. This was...

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If Hitler Hated Disorganized Closets Instead of Jews

A nation that understands the profound essence of its struggle and feels itself to be the purest embodiment of organizational savvy, will with almost mathematical certainty some day emerge victorious. The Motherland shall inevitably win her rightful position on this earth if she is led and her closets dutifully purged and organized according to the same principles.

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Facebook in the Fuhrerbunker

The Aryan Racebook.

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©Brian Sack | Filed under: History | 10 Comments
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Let's Not Do That Reich Before We Eat

When it comes to the finite number of quiet evenings we have together, I hope you'll join me in making them as Hitler-free as possible.

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©Brian Sack | Filed under: Letters | 3 Comments
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Poland Dispatch: Renaissance Festival vs. Borne Sulinowo Military Festival

As you might expect, a comparison between a Renaissance Festival and the Borne Sulinowo Military Festival.

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Grammar Cop: Soup Nazi Tribunal

Banterist Department of Corrections.

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Paris Dispatch: L'Airport Que Sucks

Charles de Gaulle Airport was designed by architect Paul Andreu whose influences include hamsters (tube tunnels), Stalin (decomposing concrete) and Hitler (suffering).

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Us Weekly Visits The Fuhrerbunker

The celebrity glossy's exclusive.

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A Million Little Explanations

In the wake of James Frey's comeuppance on Oprah, and with my own memoir of hardship, addiction and persecution heading to press, I feel it behooves me to come clean now...

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Wiki Whacked

What happens when the world can edit the encyclopedia entry for Richard Gere?

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How Past Girlfriends Could Have Changed History

Originally appeared on McSweeney's.

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Idol Judges In The Off-Season

The judges weigh in on Canada, Hitler, and crackers.

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©Brian Sack | Filed under: Parody
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