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Entries from Banterist tagged with "Mobile Phones"

It's Denise and I Am In Dougie

I pay the PhoneTag company $10 a month for their service which transcribes voicemail messages and emails them to me....

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Tip: How Commas Work

Commas are quite small, yet they pack a lot of punch as far as being able to completely alter the...

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Patents for a Better Tomorrow: Stop-To-Type Technology

Stop-To-Type technology disables the keyboard on your mobile phone or PDA when the device detects movement. This eliminates the dangers associated with people weaving down sidewalks as they write novellas to friends, family and business associate on their personal electronic devices.

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Big Country Ringtone

Shak!

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©Brian Sack | Filed under: Miscellany | 9 Comments
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Call Me Ambassador

Sprint's Ambassador program hands me a phone and says "use this."

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Effects Of Toilet Water On The LG VX-7000 Cellular Phone

This is one in a string of tests of electronic devices conducted by 9-Month Old Scientist, coming right on the heels of the groundbreaking Effects Of A Hardwood Floor On The Logitech Harmony Remote Control, the notable Aerodynamic Properties Of Battery-Operated Devices and the memorable Potential Hazards Of Diaper Cream On Sony Portable CD Players.

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Eavesdropping, Part II

Conversations overheard on the streets of New York.

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Nextel: Dumb.

Like many folks, I am annoyed by loud, one-sided mobile phone conversations conducted by individuals around me on sidewalks, in...

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