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Welcome, Deviants and Star-Struck Teens

Lots and lots of people find Banterist though good old-fashioned search engines like Google and Yahoo. And what, pray tell, are they looking for? Ass and asses.

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The I'm Not Diddy Report

Really, Diddy doesn't live here.

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How Animals Have Sex

When hermaphrodite banana slugs get it on, one of them gets their ten-inch penis eaten - something I'd not known.

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Department of Satire Awareness

Please be advised that Banterist is not a resource for contacting Sean Puff Daddy Puffy P. Diddy Just Diddy Combs, Stevie Wonder or Paris Hilton.

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eBay: Playboy. In Braille.

It's Playboy. And it's in Braille.

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Diddy's Daddy Tips

Sean P. Diddy Puff Combs offers tips on fatherhood from the confines of a black rectangle which is slowly crushing him to death.

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Unclaimed Finances of The Rich & Famous

Pacific Bell owes Keanu Reeves $85.60, and other things you didn't know.

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A Public Message From Sean P. Diddy Combs

TiVo or Die!

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Dear Person Who Hacked Paris Hilton's Cell Phone

"Because of what you did to Ms. Hilton, other folks were hurt or placed in harm's way. Ashlee Simpson might get a call reminding her that she's a fraud perpetrating a joke on the song-downloading public. Ditto Lindsay Lohan. And Lauren Popeil, heiress to Ronco, might be hounded by people upset that her dad's Food Dehydrator is a piece of crap."

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One Year Down

Banterist, a year-old.

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What My Wife Has Learned From Watching The Forensic Files

How it could happen.

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To The Person Who Found My Camera

I'd appreciate a chance to explain the photos.

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Paris Hilton For The Xbox

Screenshots from the next phase of Ms. Hilton's soiling of the planet.

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Notes From A Playboy Party

Perhaps once a dream come true, but now I'd rather have slept.

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The Breast That Launched A Thousand Queries

At Nipplegate's Ground Zero.

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Nipplegate: The Index

For coining the term early on, Banterist was rewarded with top positioning on Google and thus receives visits from boob freaks worldwide.

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Report from Poland - Raport z Polski

Poland is a country of approximately 38 million people, all of whom will stop and stare at you as you...

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