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Welcome, Deviants and Star-Struck Teens

Lots and lots of people find Banterist though good old-fashioned search engines like Google and Yahoo. And what, pray tell, are they looking for? Ass and asses.

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The I'm Not Diddy Report

Really, Diddy doesn't live here.

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How Animals Have Sex

When hermaphrodite banana slugs get it on, one of them gets their ten-inch penis eaten - something I'd not known.

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Department of Satire Awareness

Please be advised that Banterist is not a resource for contacting Sean Puff Daddy Puffy P. Diddy Just Diddy Combs, Stevie Wonder or Paris Hilton.

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eBay: Playboy. In Braille.

It's Playboy. And it's in Braille.

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Diddy's Daddy Tips

Sean P. Diddy Puff Combs offers tips on fatherhood from the confines of a black rectangle which is slowly crushing him to death.

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Unclaimed Finances of The Rich & Famous

Pacific Bell owes Keanu Reeves $85.60, and other things you didn't know.

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A Public Message From Sean P. Diddy Combs

Dear Person Who Hacked Paris Hilton's Cell Phone

"Because of what you did to Ms. Hilton, other folks were hurt or placed in harm's way. Ashlee Simpson might get a call reminding her that she's a fraud perpetrating a joke on the song-downloading public. Ditto Lindsay Lohan. And Lauren Popeil, heiress to Ronco, might be hounded by people upset that her dad's Food Dehydrator is a piece of crap."

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One Year Down

Banterist, a year-old.

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What My Wife Has Learned From Watching The Forensic Files

To The Person Who Found My Camera

I'd appreciate a chance to explain the photos.

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Paris Hilton For The Xbox

Screenshots from the next phase of Ms. Hilton's soiling of the planet.

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Notes From A Playboy Party

Perhaps once a dream come true, but now I'd rather have slept.

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The Breast That Launched A Thousand Queries

Nipplegate: The Index

For coining the term early on, Banterist was rewarded with top positioning on Google and thus receives visits from boob freaks worldwide.

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Report from Poland - Raport z Polski

Poland is a country of approximately 38 million people, all of whom will stop and stare at you as you...

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